Have just returned from The Quack's, having finally got round to having my anti-pneumonia shot (a privilege vouchsafed me by my right wheezy lungs*). On returning home I made the classic mistake of reading the list of possible side-effects and a now poised to keel over from any one of the following: swollen joints, low blood pressure, anaphylaxis, headaches, nausea, vomiting ...

* a couple of years ago, while laid low with a bout of bronchitis, I discovered the art of polyphonic wheezing - very melodic, m' dearios.

[Note to self: please find alternative to 'vouchsafed' - twice in two days is going the game a bit]